Allison: Ladies, back me up on this one. Why is it that women’s jeans have this special area of extra material between the legs when you sit down? Why are we given penis room? We do not require this type of space!... So, what are your feelings on ‘penis pants’ Amanda?
Amanda: HATE.
Allison: But, seriously, this is a pressing issue for women of fashion in our age.
Amanda: If we can go to Mars, why the hell can’t we get a flattering pant!!??
Allison: Amen!
Amanda: If you can manage to find a pair that doesn’t do that, the ass hangs out!!! It’s a double edged sword!
Allison: This is obviously a conspiracy spearheaded by the men of the fashion industry.
Amanda: I wonder if celebrities have that problem. I’m going to Google celeb photos to see if they also suffer from this scourge of the common woman.
Allison: Our readers should benefit from our research.
(A Google Image search of “celebrity jeans sitting” yielded a variety of photos—none of which were seated jean-wearing celebrities.)
Amanda: Do you think dudes notice? Do you think they notice, I mean, that we have a little bit of a package going on?
Al: Hmm… I don’t think they would admit to it.
Amanda and Al hereby plead with all makers of denim products to design a pair of jeans that make a woman look like…well, a woman.
1 comment:
I like the jeans that way. They aren't too tight, so during "that time of the month" I can wear *protection* and still be relatively comfy. I agree it doesn't look all that great, and men can be real picky about that, but SCREW THEM! And NOT in the good way!
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